tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post7999410912574933418..comments2015-09-14T19:07:12.621-07:00Comments on Koi Assisted Birth: Frequently Asked QuestionsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger264125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-70259634059317146432013-08-26T06:58:55.448-07:002013-08-26T06:58:55.448-07:00Hydrogen peroxide is not bleach. If you're goi...Hydrogen peroxide is not bleach. If you're going to come to someone else's page and bash thier ideas at least have your freaking facts straight.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-43574456635294236722013-05-28T15:50:51.338-07:002013-05-28T15:50:51.338-07:00I'm sure you've gotten this many times, bu...I'm sure you've gotten this many times, but I would like to know. Did this actually happen or is it an elaborate joke? If you really did birth in your Koi tank, I would love to hear your birth story. JKLMomof3https://www.blogger.com/profile/14736927455621970239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-61096497700986266502012-12-11T06:27:56.021-08:002012-12-11T06:27:56.021-08:00Koi lay hundreds of eggs which get fertilizes exte...Koi lay hundreds of eggs which get fertilizes externally by the male. If you don't separate the adults from the eggs the adults will devour the eggs and the small koi fry! Is that the birthing energy you are looking for? You want to be separated from your baby to keep you from devouring your child. Come on. Now you sound ignorant and uncaring for your child.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-28564599901047855952012-07-22T07:46:53.729-07:002012-07-22T07:46:53.729-07:00LolLolRoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08863800137368420722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-75220849215224757702012-07-22T01:40:31.622-07:002012-07-22T01:40:31.622-07:00Ha ha - love it!Ha ha - love it!Roshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08863800137368420722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-53853919327984168612012-07-10T19:49:00.375-07:002012-07-10T19:49:00.375-07:00Dolphins are mammals idiot...
I feel bad for the b...Dolphins are mammals idiot...<br />I feel bad for the baby and the fish!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-72109886126527043722012-06-12T14:16:47.898-07:002012-06-12T14:16:47.898-07:00Hoax this is, but people actually do (stupidly) wa...Hoax this is, but people actually do (stupidly) waterbirth and put their precious babies at risk by believing they, like dolphins, will not breathe until they're brought to the surface. Waterbirthing kills babies.Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05184903475281280706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-56161915442773216892012-01-04T20:09:45.219-08:002012-01-04T20:09:45.219-08:00"If you douche with the koi water in the week..."If you douche with the koi water in the weeks before birth you and the baby will have antibodies to any bacteria present." - LOL ROFL and all the rest of that stuff... classic... one of my fav comments so far! <br />Such a crackup...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-15026837169317652602011-12-02T01:25:23.290-08:002011-12-02T01:25:23.290-08:00HLELP HOW DO I HAVE CHILDREN IN A WARM TECHNICALLY...HLELP HOW DO I HAVE CHILDREN IN A WARM TECHNICALLY HOT ENOUGH TO BE SANITARY WARMTH TO HAVE ME CHILDREN IN A VAT OF DRAGON LIZARDS I LOVE ME SOME LIZARDS BUT I HURD THEY MIGHT NOT BE SAFE PLZ ASSIAFT ME IN THIS EFFORTT I HERD IT WAS AS SAFE AS HAVING KIDS IN A KOI POND WHICH IS PRETTTY RESPONSIBLEW FOR A PARENT BECAUSE GOD RAISED US T BE MENTALLY RETARDEDD NAD MAKE DECISIONS FOR US WHICH WOUOLD BE REGRATI BLE IN LIFE K THANKS IN ADVANCE -- DRAVGON BIRTHIN MOMMAyerplolhttp://techne.innoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-70207622616618777482011-10-27T17:56:38.371-07:002011-10-27T17:56:38.371-07:00What happened? Emergency caesarean?What happened? Emergency caesarean?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-11156275793958642152011-10-20T08:33:30.130-07:002011-10-20T08:33:30.130-07:00you are idiots...think about the chemicals...Nasty...you are idiots...think about the chemicals...NastyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-64429537640994213232011-10-14T21:50:24.622-07:002011-10-14T21:50:24.622-07:00You were due on my birthday! Awesome.
I hope you ...You were due on my birthday! Awesome.<br /><br />I hope you got a video of the koi working together to bring your child to the surface. What a beautiful natural phenomenon.<br /><br />As for the Anon who said, "The man needs to be the man...", men don't get a say in childbirth. That should purely be the woman who chooses. My boyfriend said no to my Shamu birth, but I needed to do what was right for me. It went well! Even if they did get a say, this one is obviously supportive!<br /><br />I hope you enjoyed your koi birth!Saranethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14719857650073910045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-11366351571019247922011-10-10T15:18:22.555-07:002011-10-10T15:18:22.555-07:00Well, it's past your due date. The world want...Well, it's past your due date. The world wants to know....... HOW'D IT GO?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-50155366671454438792011-09-28T20:44:47.481-07:002011-09-28T20:44:47.481-07:00Sounds wonderful ;)
Consider a hen or two as a do...Sounds wonderful ;)<br /><br />Consider a hen or two as a doula.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-3501156703572849072011-09-23T09:28:57.541-07:002011-09-23T09:28:57.541-07:00On the surface of it, it sounds like a bonkers ide...On the surface of it, it sounds like a bonkers idea, *but* having read your FAQ's back, it sounds like a genius plan! The two things that jumped out at me were that pot.permanganate is blue and toxic - but you're neutralizing it, so no probs there. And that the water would be too cold for the baby, but you've said it'll be warm. (Needs to be minimum 34c if possible). <br /> <br />Looking forward to reading your amazing birth story! <br /><br />Best fishes... xxDoula Cazhttp://www.yorkshirebirthbuddies.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-968862005422418482011-09-22T19:13:09.304-07:002011-09-22T19:13:09.304-07:00you are an idiotyou are an idiotAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-76780957918671567512011-09-20T20:08:11.524-07:002011-09-20T20:08:11.524-07:00Interesting comment: "Midwife attended births...Interesting comment: "Midwife attended births are safer than unassisted births." is like saying: "Doctor attended births are safer than midwife attended." <br /><br />I don't agree with either comment, as both imply that birth is inherently unsafe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-25961154564403783782011-09-20T06:56:42.709-07:002011-09-20T06:56:42.709-07:00hahahahahahaha this is hilarious - really needed a...hahahahahahaha this is hilarious - really needed a laugh and this has definitely done the job, thank you all sooo much, the comments are just as funny, if not more, than the actual post hahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-91627164190409610772011-09-19T11:40:13.299-07:002011-09-19T11:40:13.299-07:00The man needs to be a man in this situation and te...The man needs to be a man in this situation and tell his wife no. End of story.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-55249956097224654782011-09-19T00:28:04.027-07:002011-09-19T00:28:04.027-07:00You plan to LET THE KOI LEAD YOUR BABY UP TO THE S...You plan to LET THE KOI LEAD YOUR BABY UP TO THE SURFACE.<br /><br />Why would they do that? Koi don't breathe oxygen. They don't do that for their own offspring.<br /><br />Your baby is going to die. For real.<br /><br />(If this is a social experiment, then A+.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-26721495305196418812011-09-17T23:25:22.277-07:002011-09-17T23:25:22.277-07:00If you douche with the koi water in the weeks befo...If you douche with the koi water in the weeks before birth you and the baby will have antibodies to any bacteria present.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-52178034698798936172011-09-17T13:22:43.791-07:002011-09-17T13:22:43.791-07:00From England and a massive Koi Hobbiest.
WTF........From England and a massive Koi Hobbiest.<br /><br />WTF........man this is crazy.<br /><br />MattybkicAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-70412031475061522532011-09-14T06:05:32.354-07:002011-09-14T06:05:32.354-07:00Are you mental?Are you mental?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-78818626651367380552011-09-12T13:42:37.815-07:002011-09-12T13:42:37.815-07:00Hilarious! Extra lotus points of the koi eat the p...Hilarious! Extra lotus points of the koi eat the placenta and then you eat the koi...Anthropologist Undergroundhttp://www.doesthismakesense.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=75&Itemid=169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1407179633776827120.post-21684762896306620412011-09-02T01:33:47.127-07:002011-09-02T01:33:47.127-07:00interesting! although I have no expert, but I want...interesting! although I have no expert, but I want have to know more and more, on your blog just interesting and useful information.bondage sexhttp://www.extremebondagesex.netnoreply@blogger.com